Волосатая бабушка Betsy

Betsy's golden curls weren't just confined to her head - her thick, flaxen bush spilled luxuriously between her thick thighs like sun-bleached prairie grass. At 62, she took perverse pride in refusing to trim what nature gave her, letting the wiry strands form wild concentric circles around her pink center. The musky scent of her untamed thatch carried hints of lavender soap and decades of lived-in warmth when she spread her knees. Neighborhood boys in the 1960s would whisper about glimpsing her blond thicket peeking from beneath fluttering sundresses as she gardened bare-legged. Now widowed, she still delighted in shocking her bridge club by absentmindedly scratching her overgrown mound through housedress fabric during tense hands. Her gynecologist had long stopped suggesting trims after Betsy declared her pubes "a goddamn heirloom." During summer thunderstorms, she'd sit naked on her porch swing letting the rain slick her tangled golden fleece into dripping ropes.